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DEI? Extra like ‘widespread decency’ — and Silicon Valley is saying ‘no thanks’

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I simply got here off recording an episode of Fairness, the place I discovered concerning the latest wave of stupidity. The tech trade’s DEI allergy has hit a brand new low, as Silicon Valley leaders are as soon as once more waving their “meritocracy” banners excessive and vast. Scale AI’s Alexandr Wang has determined that variety, fairness, and inclusion (DEI) are passé — and changed them along with his shiny new acronym MEI: benefit, excellence, and intelligence. I cringed so arduous I’m going to want a chiropractor.

I’d invite him — and people supporting them — to fuck all the best way off. You misunderstand me. You thought I needed you to fuck solely partially the best way off. Please, learn my lips. I used to be completely clear: Off you fuck. All the best way. Take away head from ignorant ass, then fuck all the best way off.

In fact, the ignorance impressed enthusiastic applause from tech titans like Elon Musk on X, whereas LinkedIn’s startup crowd rolled their eyes so arduous they had been virtually doing backflips.

Critics argue that Wang’s publish misses the mark (no shit!) by ignoring systemic limitations and decreasing complicated social dynamics to a simplistic — and dangerously naive — best of meritocratic purity. In the meantime, again at Scale AI’s headquarters, annotators in economically depressed areas toil away for pay that wouldn’t cowl an honest brunch in Silicon Valley. However positive, let’s speak about how “goal” hiring practices will save us all from the tyranny of equity and inclusion.

<Climbs off soapbox and packs away rapid-dispensing field of expletives.>

Yours really,


(@Haje on X. Be at liberty to not message me about your ideas on the above. Additionally: The above ideas are mine and don’t essentially mirror the stance of TechCrunch or any of the opposite writers, and all the same old blah-blah individuals say once they write an enraged op-ed.)

Most fascinating startup tales from the week

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Ever marvel what retains a top-tier enterprise capitalist up at night time? Spoiler alert: It’s not his hefty funding portfolio or his packed schedules. Vinod Khosla, co-founder of Solar Microsystems and the brains behind Khosla Ventures, just lately revealed his largest fear — and it’s not what you’d anticipate from somebody with a $50 million guess on OpenAI that paid off big-time. I liked Connie’s candid chat with Khosla about AI’s future, regulation woes, and why Europe’s tech scene could be snoozing whereas the remainder of the world races forward. Buckle up; it’s an enlightening (and surprisingly entertaining) experience!

Most fascinating fundraises this week

Picture Credit: Rivian

Volkswagen is taking a leap of religion (and money) into the electrical future by investing as much as $5 billion in Rivian’s software program growth, beginning with an preliminary billion-dollar infusion. This partnership looks like a win-win: Rivian will get the monetary increase it must navigate its formidable path ahead, and VW lastly has a shot at brushing up its considerably rusty software program expertise. Of their new bromance, these two auto giants will share tech secrets and techniques like college youngsters buying and selling lunch snacks — VW even will get entry to Rivian’s smooth electrical structure. The collaboration may infuse some much-needed pizzazz into Volkswagen’s lineup whereas giving Rivian a European aptitude — in a deal that kinda began from the 2 corporations nerding out about constructing automobiles in Georgia (the state, not the nation).

Think about spending your summer season break not behind the bike sheds smoking weed (or regardless of the yout’ are doing nowadays), however in a VC workplace negotiating half one million {dollars}. Sounds just like the plot of a teen drama, proper? Effectively, for Christopher Fitzgerald and Nicholas Van Landschoot, that is actual life. As a substitute of perfecting their cannonballs or binge-watching Netflix, these two 18-year-olds have satisfied seasoned traders to again their AI-powered API startup with $500,000.

  • Coming in scorching: In a world the place prompt gratification apparently is aware of no bounds, Zepto simply nabbed a whopping $665 million to make sure you by no means have to attend greater than 10 minutes to your groceries — or your digital devices. Traders are tripping over themselves as in the event that they’ve by no means seen a grocery app earlier than!
  • A lot CRM. Such good: Neglect all the pieces about CRMs being glorified, soul-sucking spreadsheets. Christopher O’Donnell, the previous HubSpot exec who helped put that firm on the map, is again with a vengeance — and this time he’s armed with AI.
  • The $50 million buy-now button: Ever really feel like on-line buying is akin to looking for a needle in a digital haystack? Effectively, Daydream appears to assume so, too, and has determined to deal with this conundrum head-on. Armed with a whopping $50 million seed funding and an arsenal of AI-powered instruments, it’s getting down to make e-commerce searches as easy as discovering cat movies on-line. Meow, certainly.

Different unmissable TechCrunch tales …

Each week, there’s at all times a couple of tales I need to share with you that simply don’t match into the classes above. It’d be a disgrace for those who missed ’em, so right here’s a random seize bag of goodies for ya:

  • Cease, collaborate, and pay attention*: OpenAI is on a mission to develop into the Swiss Military knife of tech. Contemporary off buying database agency Rockset, they’ve now snapped up Multi, a startup that’s primarily Zoom with bells and whistles.
  • Merely? The most effective!*: Anthropic has launched Claude 3.5 Sonnet, their new and improved AI mannequin. Whereas it’s being touted as one of the best but, it’s extra of a mild nudge ahead than a large leap for AI-kind. The brand new mannequin excels in textual content and picture evaluation, however don’t anticipate it to crack jokes any higher than its predecessors — AI humor remains to be an unsolved thriller. However that’s why you might have me, proper? I’m hilarious. Everybody says so.
  • Boulevard of Damaged Desires*: The courtroom drama surrounding Fisker’s Chapter 11 chapter is heating up quicker than a lawyer chasing billable hours. With accusations of “suspect exercise” and heated exchanges that belong extra on daytime TV than in chapter courtroom, the battle over Fisker’s property is popping into an all-out authorized brawl.
  • Come and preserve your comrade heat*: Simply once you thought your antivirus software program was the least of your worries, the U.S. authorities begs to vary: Kaspersky is now off-limits! Citing nationwide safety considerations and potential knowledge weaponization by Russia, Uncle Sam has declared a “first of its form” ban on the favored antivirus supplier.
  • All the pieces’s ready for you*: In a world the place enterprise capital for Black ladies is as uncommon as a hen’s dentist, Fearless Fund co-founder Ayana Parsons has determined to swap boardrooms for seashore views. Saying her resignation on LinkedIn, Parsons will now not function common accomplice and COO however will as a substitute be “having fun with island life” together with her household. Whereas this authorized drama performs out, it’s disappointing that massive names in tech haven’t rallied behind Fearless Fund.

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